"Ya Gotta LOL"

Here is something I just have to share with you--these are real comments made on students' report cards by teachers in one of our public school systems. All these teachers were reprimanded, quite rightly, for their inappropriate and unprofessional remarks but, forgive me, they really will make you LOL.

1. Since the last marking period, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

3. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5.This child has been working with glue too much.

6. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50 she should sell.

7. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. .

8. If this student were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.

9. I would not allow this student to breed.
10. It's impossibe to believe the sperm that created this child beat 1,000,000 others.

I hope you were able to LOL!

That's all there is for now--ttyl...

About Getting Older

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