Tuesday, August 11, 2009

"Ya Gotta LOL"

Here is something I just have to share with you--these are real comments made on students' report cards by teachers in one of our public school systems. All these teachers were reprimanded, quite rightly, for their inappropriate and unprofessional remarks but, forgive me, they really will make you LOL.

1. Since the last marking period, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
3. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5.This child has been working with glue too much.

6. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50 she should sell.

7. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. .

8. If this student were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.
9. I would not allow this student to breed.
10. It's impossibe to believe the sperm that created this child beat 1,000,000 others.
I hope you were able to LOL!
That's all there is for now--ttyl...


  1. As a teacher for 20 years and a professional school counselor for 12 years the remarks written by these teachers were not only inappropriate and unprofessional but downright mean and hurtful. I don't approve of them in any way--but, I sure got a really big LOL from them!

  2. These are funny, but not in the original purpose. I really liked seeing how "stupid" some people are because I do get a laugh sometimes.

  3. I'm surprised really, although these remarks are indeed quite funny!

  4. These are hilarious. Even though i agree they are totally out of line, i cant help wonder how dumb a student would have been to provoke the teacher to write something like this.

    The 9th and 10th is brilliant! Hahaha